Okay... Okay...

You obviously prefer funny clips of people getting owned.
So there you go...
Here is the Kingdom Of Fail Little brother...
Right here.

Visiting Ireland?

Well...
Here are a few tips that you might find interesting...
Irish people can fight for anything and also spend a lot of money on court cases that takes ages to resolve so that when it's finished you don't even remember why it started in the first place:


Now, drinking in Ireland is mandatory. Even if you don't you will after 5 minutes in an Irish pub:


Sadly enough, after a session down the pub you will have to go through a DUI test...

Irish people are quite smart assed people... They love Americans... They play golf... And take the piss out of them:

But the one thing you cannot joke about is the 800 years that the English took over Ireland. Even though the English have still the same ideas about the Irish:

One thing you need to know about the Irish is that they travel a lot and managed to get a good running mafia in the US:

Well I hope that will help you in your future holidays in Ireland!!

Is Chocolate Better Than Sex?

Well frankly I don't know and I don't give a shit.
But...
In the UK you can find a brand of chocolate products called Cadbury.
It's shite.
I mean give me some dark chocolate and I'll get a hard on... Give me Cadbury and you will never have sex with me... By the way if you are a dude and give me dark chocolate you wont get any alright?
Anyway...
Cadbury started to make some really weird ads for their products...
First there was the gorilla...
Which...
Well...
Even though it was weird, it actually looked cool:


But now...
They came up with...
The weirdest...
Freakiest...
Ugliest...
Piece of ad ever!!!
Look at this:


I mean...
What the fuck??
C'mon!!!
The girl is ugly as sin!!
And those eyebrows...
Gggeeesshhhh!!
And also...
What the fuck has that to do with chocolate???

Updates!!! On History, On The Vista Look And On The Irish...

Remember my post on the "Blood of the Irish"??
Well guess what...
I was TOTALLY right!!
No DNA test.
No spending.
Just a brainwave...
So mister lettuce grower, go screw yourself. Doesn't takes thousands of bucks to do a bit of research!!!
Parents, make sure that you teach your kids to use their brains before turning to the TV for information, they will get the same results and feel a lot more better about it!!

Remember the post on how to give Windows XP the Vista look?
Well, first of all, it seems the UXtheme patcher doesn't work to good with service pack 3. If you really want to get service pack 3 installed, get something called Windows XP Pro SP4. Note that service pack 4 isn't available. Only with version, this version comes with the UXTheme file already patched.
Also, there was still something missing in the vista look...
What?
You know those cool 3D windows that represent what is minimized in your task bar...
Like this:


How to achieve this?
Simple...
There is a small free application called WinFlip, you can download it here.
Once downloaded, unzip the file in a folder that you can call WinFlip. There is no installation process, this is a stand alone application.
Once unzipped, simply double click on the file called Winflip.exe (Application file), it will place a small blue circle in your SysTray (Near where the clock his), Right click on the blue circle and select Options. The first section is for the Keyboard, by default WinKey + Tab is selected, better to change to Alt + Tab. Now click on the Mouse section, select what ever option you want, for myself I have chosen to launch the flips by clicking on the right edge of the screen, this is entirely up to you. Now click on the Other section and click on Run Automatically so that the program will start every time that Windows is started.
And that is it!!!
Tell me if you think that something is missing!!

If you ever come to Ireland...
Remember this...
This is very important...
"An Irish Who Drink Fizzy Water In The Morning Is An Alcoholic That Forgot He Is One!".

And for the Irish...
Remember...
If after a few beers you go for a leak...
One shake... Is Necessary.
Two Shakes... Is Better.
Three Shakes... Is A Wank!!

The Blood Of The Irish...

They have started a new series on RTE, for those who don't know RTE is the company that provides shite television in Ireland for quite a while and they are very proud of it.
That series is called The Blood Of The Irish.
The goal of that series is to retrace the path of the first people that moved to Ireland for the very first time 60,000 years ago.
Thought it was a good idea.
Now, the series is presented and narrated by a... Gardener!!!
Yes...
Not an historian...
A feckin' gardener!!!
So the guy first explain a well known fact...
That the home of all civilization was in Africa, most precisely between what we call now Tanzania and Mozambique.
So here is a bit of history...

At the time the North part of Earth was pretty much covered with ice and the South part was like a bread oven so the people from there needed to move North. So started a very slow motion migration.
So they walked...
Generations after generations.
Then they hit what we know now as Europe.
The ice age wasn't finished yet.
So they couldn't go any further North.
So they started to go Westwards...
And they ended up in what we know now as Spain. The North of it actually.

So please keep that piece of history in mind...
Let's go back to the show...
So, the happy gardener is moving around the West coast of Ireland because the people who leave there are known to be the Real Irish. Like in Connemara, here is a nice painting from Paul Henry:


The people from the West coast of Ireland have, for most of them, black hair, curled hair but clear eyes.
Also during the summer, if they are lucky and the sun shows up, they will actually get a tan.
That doesn't really sound Irish doesn't it??
The typical Irish as we expect would look more like something like this...


And do not put them under the sun!!!
So why are the "Real Irish" from the West coast not looking like this?
Well...
I'm gonna give you the two ways to find out...
The RTE way...
And My way...

RTE Way:
Well, you spend many thousand Euros creating a series featuring a loopy gardener traveling around making people spit in small containers in Ireland, Spain and Italy.
And realize that the Irish are part of the people that came from the North of Spain.
5 or 6 episodes.
Lots of beer tokens.
Travel allowances.
For that result...
Go back planting roses buster!!!

My Way:
You sit down...
Examine the historic fact I mentioned before and start thinking...
Okay...
The people ended up in the North of Spain...
Let me see...
How is that part of Spain called?
Galicia or sometimes Galiza (because of the basque majority).
Where does that name come from?
Well after 5 minutes research here is what I found... I quote:
"The name Galicia comes from the Latin name Gallaecia, associated with the name of the ancient Celtic tribe that resided above the Douro river, the Gallaeci or Callaeci in Latin, and Kallaikoi in Greek (these tribes were mentioned by Herodotus)."

Now, here is an interesting development...
Galicia could be related to Gael...
The Gaels are an ethno-linguistic group which originated in Ireland and subsequently spread to Scotland and the Isle of Man.

Let's push this a bit further...
We know that the Basque country is Celt. The country expand from the North of Spain to the South West of France.
We also know that Brittany in France is Celt.
So it is more likely that the migration went from The North of Spain, up to Brittany moving along the West coast of France, better stay near the sea as these people were most likely better fishermen than hunters.
But...
What after Brittany?
Did they go straight to Ireland?
My guess is...
The hell no!!!
The trip would have been too long.
But we have to remember that they were fishermen.
My view on this is that by fishing from the North coast of Brittany, by good weather, the South West coast of England could be visible.
That became their next target.
The idea here was the same as in France, continue your way up to the North along the West coast, near the sea.
Then they arrived in Wales.
Why do I say that?
Remember the way that Galicia came from the Latin for the name of a Celt tribe?
Well French language derives from the Latin and in French Wales is called Pay De Galles...
Land of Gael?
Why not...
And Ireland is just a hop from there...
So there you go!!!
We know where they come from and what way they came...

So what is the story with the read heads then??
Well, according to the statistics, the most read heads can be found in the center of Ireland and the most Blonds can be found on the East coast of Ireland.
The reason for that is that when the first Irish implanted in Ireland they stayed on the East coast then came the Vikings and the Brits...
So they moved Westwards.
Which would explain why you have blonds on the East coast (Vikings and Brits), read heads in the middle (mix between Vikings, Brits and Irish) and dark on the West (Irish).

So there you go...
Gardener free...
Time free history.

How To Get Free Pay Per View Sport On Your PC...

Hi kids!!!
Doesn't it piss you off when you have to travel and the satellite system in the hotel you are staying in doesn't have the sport channels?
Doesn't it piss you off when your team match isn't on TV??
Well fear not my little lab monkeys!!!
Any sport!!
Any match!!
Any time!!
Live!!
Yes!! Live!!
Just follow Uncle Frederic (And don't forget to say thanks!!) easy steps to Live Sport On Your PC!!!
So first of all we need to install three small streaming applications. They are safe, the first one is called TVAnts, you can get it here.
The next one is called Veetle, you can get it here.
And finally, the last one is called TVU, which you will get here.
So install these three applications.
Done?
No?
Move your butt don't have all day!!!
Done?
Yes?
Good...
Now just bookmark this link.
It is called MyP2P.
Register an account because that will allow you to save your time zone settings.
Okay, how does it work?
Easy, click on the Live Sport tab and it will show you a list of sports events that are live now. Just select the one you want to watch by clicking the TV icon on the right inside of the event.
You will then see a list of channels (Setanta, Sky, ESPN, etc...) and also on what network. Don't worry about the network, since you installed the three applications above, you should be covered!!
And that is it!!
All free!!
Hint: When in the Live Sport page if you select one of the sport category on the top you will be able to check the schedule for the next few days (Also Rugby is in the Other Sports section).
So please say thanks!!
Enjoy!

How Can I Get Free Music On The Internet??

First of all you should know that it is illegal...
I will describe two ways to do it but the way you use it is entirely up to you and I will not be responsible for your actions!!
Comprendo??
Good!
First of all we need a compression utility called Winrar, you can download it from here.
When the download is finished, install Winrar.

First easy way to get music:

1. Follow this link. This will bring you to something called G2P Beta v0.2 and it should look like this:




2. Now simply type the name of the artist and select albums on the right inside choice list or you can also enter a song title or part of it and select songs instead of albums and then click on Go. You should get a list like this:
   
3. As you can see, the name of the album is beside the filename underneath the Megaupload link. For example the first result is a link to Crazy from Gnarls Barkley (What kind of first name is that?).
4. So follow the link and it will bring you to that window:
   
5. Enter the three letter code in the box, click Download et voila!! The download will start and the file you will download is in RAR format that can be opened with Winrar that you installed previously.
   

Second easy way to get music:

1. Follow this link. Note that this site is a (sort of) pirate site but you will find what ever you want in there. You should get something like this:
   
2. Enter the name of an artist and then in the drop down list beside the search box select Music. So let's try Bob Dylan, you should get something like this:
   
3. So in the list of albums let's select Johnny Cash & Bob Dylan - Sessions. According to what type of browser you are using it will open a new tab or a new browser window. If you are using Firefox or IE7 or IE8 it will open a new tab. The page will display something like this:
   
4. Click on the Rapidshare link, once on the Rapidshare page click the Free User button, wait for the countdown to finish and click the download button. Once again... Et voila!! This file will also be in RAR format that you can open using Winrar.
   

Now, Once again I must insist...
Downloading MP3s is ILLEGAL!!
Do not use this for commercial use. Use it to listen to an album and check that it is worst buying...
Thank You.