What People Are Ready To Do...

To Get A Brain:

Tom Cruise had a brainstorm during Thanksgiving... He had invited the Bekhams for a slice of turkey and he decided that they would merge the families. Yes you heard right. Not only merge the families but merge them in a weird type of marriage ceremony.


Now, let's take a look at the picture above. Here are a few points that I think are interesting:

• Mr Cruise and Miss Beckham look in the same direction.
• Mr Beckham and Miss Cruise look in the same direction.
• Miss Beckham looks evil. Seriously. Wake up beside that in the morning and you run for your life, don't waste time picking up your clothes!! Just run...
• Miss Cruise looks extremely dumb. No?
• Mr Beckham, well, errr... He is Beckham. If you know soccer and live in the UK or Ireland you know what I mean...

Anyway, since each individuals on that picture has only one quarter of a brain, merging the family might merge the four quarters and maybe something good can come out of it...

To Make A Baby Look Outrageous:

I don't know for you but I am a parent. One day around Christmas, I was browsing the shops and saw a small Santa outfit that would fit my son (which was around 11 months at the time). I thought that was cute and bought it.
We have all done that, or maybe buy an expensive piece of clothing for special occasions. Reasons that we don't want to over do it is because:

• Babies grow fast, they will not wear that expensive piece of clothing for a long time.
• Baby clothes cost a fucking fortune!!

Now if you had the money to waste would you do the following:


Yep. They've done it... High heels for babies!!
What the fuck??
What's next??
Rollex for toddler??

To Shock People:

I hate garden gnomes... I think they are ugly.
Why the fuck would you put a fishing gnome in your garden??
The same with statues of animals...
There is house here where I live which has two large eagles at the gate. C'mon... It's Ireland you dick, not the States!! Anyway, one night we were on the lash... We painted large smileys on the face of the bleedin' eagles. I would have loved to see the face of the guy in the morning.

Okay, back to the gnomes...
There is an organization called the GLF (Gnome Liberation Front) and those guys have done something idiotic, stupid, insulting and somewhat shocking...
In Belgium, they organized a gathering of... Nazi garden gnomes!!
I know...
Where the fuck do you find a Nazi garden gnome??
Here is the proof:


Apparently, they are the work of an artist called Ottmar Hol. Well this guy is a seriously deranged puppy.